reading the wrong horoscope to someone who believes in them, then listening to them say how accurate it all is - before saying "oh sorry i read the wrong one".
i was pretty disinterested in football to begin with but i'm starting to positively hate it...
I know - with a chat-up line like that, it's hard to understand how I can still be single. But what can I say? Women are fickle.
Anyway down to business.
I feel like a used car salesman now, trying to pedal a rusty old Ford Granada onto some unsuspecting lady. And just think - you could be the person to get stuck with this lemon. If that doesn't persaude you to speak to me, perhaps telling you that I look like Keanu Reeves will. Unfortunately I don't, though. I also have no rust.
Witty, intelligent, good-looking, wealthy and charming. These are just some of the words my friends told me not to use.
I like to think I'm a nice guy, I'm honest, and I think I can be funny. I don't like blowing my own trumpet though so that's all you're getting about what a wonderful guy I am ;-)
I like riding my motorbike, listening to music, cinema, and love curry.
I'm doing pottery clasess at the moment for some excitement. That might seem like an odd thing to do - but look at it this way - cocaine is £50 a gram, and clay is £1 a kilogram. You do the maths!
Believe it or not I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking. So if you're "a slim, 18 year old blonde who is constantly horny and looking for a shag" but doesn't have a photo, or a phone number, or a camera, or a microphone, or, let's be honest, a vagina, I can probably live without you contacting me.
Translation of the above paragraph, since it seems to confuse a lot of people: If you are an old, fat, hairy man, pretending to be an 18 year old girl, bother somebody else.
If you're genuine, though, I'd love to hear from you. :-)
And last thing: if you send me an email and then delete/suspend your profile, it deletes/suspends the email too and I can't see it - so please don't have a go at me for not replying. Thanks ever so much!
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